Me: gnight Brittany.
Just to let you, I just step foured my note. And because of that, it won't be hijacked.
It's like setting out cookies for Santa. If you do it, you won't get kidnapped.
Brittany: those dont even compare. Having a thread hijacked is so much worse! you have to go through a ton of comments that are completely irrelevant to you (unless of course youre the hijacker). If youre kidnapped by santa, you go to a toy shop! Have you not ever seen the Santa Claus? That's it. Im not leaving milk and cookies out this year!
Me: Yeah but then you're forced to do slave labor with the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD as your market. And don't even think about a union! Santa's not gonna let that shit happen. Doesn't even matter though. Even if the workers could unionize they couldn't afford the union dues because no body is paying for this shit. Santa has these magical unlimited natural resources. He can take raw materials and turn them into the materials needed to make a Sony Playstation, but he can't magically just assemble that shit? No, he wants to watch his slaves do it. Sick son of bitch.
Nah, fuck that. I'm leaving cookies. And just like last year, they're gonna be E.L.Fudge cookies. It's like some kind of crazy ass metaphor that I want him to understand; but he never does. And deep down, I know, he never will.
