“I touched her hand. Her hand touched her boob. By the transitive property, I got some boob. Algebra’s awesome!” — Steve from American Dad
“We’re not all going to die from evil. We’re going to die from stupid.” — African American Poetry prof
“you have all these rappers talking about how he and his “boys” are fuckin the same ho. They just don’t have the courage to fuck each other.” — my amazing african american poetry teacher
“that was a good poop. That’s the best poop I’ve seen you do.” — Michael Daniel
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I LOVE this
“Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.” — Karl Marx
“There is no gender identity behind the expressions of gender… identity is performatively constituted by the very ‘expressions’ that are said to be its results.” — Judith Butler