March 2011
1 post
“I touched her hand. Her hand touched her boob. By the transitive property, I...”
– Steve from American Dad
May 2010
3 posts
“We’re not all going to die from evil. We’re going to die from...”
– African American Poetry prof
:(
Me: Ugh, I was throwing a trash bag in the dumpster and the bag exploded mid air and it all just fell to the ground
Victoria: Nasty
Me: I had to eat it up :(
Victoria: You're sick. Sick sick sick
Me: I know :(
Victoria: No kisses ever again
Me: I know :(
Extreme Makeover: House Edition Takes the Marxist...
Mike: Done the African American Poetry test yet?
Me: I'm trying to work on it but Extreme Makeover Home Edition is on and the amount of happiness this show fills me with kills me. Like, there's logistical problems and other stuff and blah blah blah, but the good will involved just touches me so hard.
Mike: I'm curious how much the main character gets paid for that good will
Me: I know.... I can't help it :( There are just some things that hit my heart and all the anti-capitalist feelings in the world can't change it. haha
Mike: I think that show is much better than pimp my ride as a capitalist exploitation of a humanitarian effort.
Me: hahahaha I know I know I know
April 2010
6 posts
“you have all these rappers talking about how he and his “boys” are...”
– my amazing african american poetry teacher
“that was a good poop. That’s the best poop I’ve seen you do.”
– Michael Daniel
“Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you...”
– Karl Marx
“There is no gender identity behind the expressions of gender… identity is...”
– Judith Butler
March 2010
2 posts
“That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
– Bobby Hill
Me: gnight Brittany.
Just to let you, I just step foured my note. And because of that, it won't be hijacked.
It's like setting out cookies for Santa. If you do it, you won't get kidnapped.
Brittany: those dont even compare. Having a thread hijacked is so much worse! you have to go through a ton of comments that are completely irrelevant to you (unless of course youre the hijacker). If youre kidnapped by santa, you go to a toy shop! Have you not ever seen the Santa Claus? That's it. Im not leaving milk and cookies out this year!
Me: Yeah but then you're forced to do slave labor with the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD as your market. And don't even think about a union! Santa's not gonna let that shit happen. Doesn't even matter though. Even if the workers could unionize they couldn't afford the union dues because no body is paying for this shit. Santa has these magical unlimited natural resources. He can take raw materials and turn them into the materials needed to make a Sony Playstation, but he can't magically just assemble that shit? No, he wants to watch his slaves do it. Sick son of bitch.
Nah, fuck that. I'm leaving cookies. And just like last year, they're gonna be E.L.Fudge cookies. It's like some kind of crazy ass metaphor that I want him to understand; but he never does. And deep down, I know, he never will.
February 2010
3 posts
“for, after all, I take it that no one can be seriously disturbed by the...”
– James Baldwin (Preservation of InnocenceU
“This fog’s as thick as pea soup.”
– Fred from Scooby-Doo
January 2010
10 posts
“When the axe came into the forest, the trees sad the handle was one of us.”
– Amede Obiora
“Oh shoot, I forgot the pickles! They’re for a party I’m going to...”
– Random character on Frisky Dingo.
“If I eat too many crackers, I can’t whistle.”
– Butters
“I believe you go to college for two reasons, and two reasons only. One, to be...”
– Dr. Meem (LGBT studies)
“I do not believe that anyone who claims they are a ‘seperatist’ is...”
– Chris Kaetzel
“I’m so curious if tumblr is going to be useful to me at all.”
– Chris Kaetzel