I touched her hand. Her hand touched her boob. By the transitive property, I got some boob. Algebra’s awesome!
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| — | Steve from American Dad |
We’re not all going to die from evil. We’re going to die from stupid.
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| — | African American Poetry prof |
:(
Me: Ugh, I was throwing a trash bag in the dumpster and the bag exploded mid air and it all just fell to the ground
Victoria: Nasty
Me: I had to eat it up :(
Victoria: You're sick. Sick sick sick
Me: I know :(
Victoria: No kisses ever again
Me: I know :(
Extreme Makeover: House Edition Takes the Marxist Right Out of Me for an Hour
Mike: Done the African American Poetry test yet?
Me: I'm trying to work on it but Extreme Makeover Home Edition is on and the amount of happiness this show fills me with kills me. Like, there's logistical problems and other stuff and blah blah blah, but the good will involved just touches me so hard.
Mike: I'm curious how much the main character gets paid for that good will
Me: I know.... I can't help it :( There are just some things that hit my heart and all the anti-capitalist feelings in the world can't change it. haha
Mike: I think that show is much better than pimp my ride as a capitalist exploitation of a humanitarian effort.
Me: hahahaha I know I know I know
you have all these rappers talking about how he and his “boys” are fuckin the same ho. They just don’t have the courage to fuck each other.
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| — | my amazing african american poetry teacher |
